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Singles, graded slabs, and games straight from my hands to yours. Every card checked by me before it ships.

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  • Condition on every listing
  • Tracked Shipping
  • Trades welcome
  • Collector owned & operated

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Singles· 85

Raw cards, checked and sleeved

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Graded Slabs· 39

PSA and CGC, cert numbers on every listing

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Video Games· 20

The classics, cleaned and tested

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The Trading Post

Cards move in both directions

Buying, selling and trading are all live paths. Offers are priced off TCGplayer market, with the percentage being paid and the reason for it told to you up front. No mystery math, no pressure to take it.

Deals run over Instagram DM on purpose: both sides keep a written record of every number agreed.

  1. DM the list

    Open with what you are chasing or what you are moving out. Screenshots and cert numbers welcome.

  2. Price on record

    The offer lands in the thread: TCGplayer market, the percentage paid, and the reason for it.

  3. Ship or hand off

    Tracked mail within two business days, or a table handoff at the next show.

How DM deals work
A Charizard slab deal at the table

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